"why don't they just grab his balls?"

i miss glastonbury. it was over too quickly. and i miss you lis :( ryanair should have a sale soon and as soon as they do i will book my flights. i think i have 2 weeks off work at the end of next month.

also, i am going to atp 10 years weekend - do you guys want to come?

some things

hi dudes,

i've been on a training course for the last two days and the lady trainer reminded me of clarissa dickson-wright...you know, the blonde(ish) one from 'two fat ladies'. except she wasn't as fat, or old, nor did she look a bit like a dude. well she reminded me of a cross between her and my old manager. as in previous manager, not geriatric manager. duh. interestingly (questionable) clarrisa dickson-wright's full name, according to wikipedia is: Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmerelda Dickson Wright. amazing. sometimes i think i'd like to change my name by deedpoll, but i don't know what i'd change it to. something fun. also, (i'm really not obsessed with CDW) clarissa was the youngest woman ever to be called to The Bar.



it's only two and a half weeks until glastonbury. i'm pretty excited. lis i can't wait to see you <3 (i was thinking as well that i'd come out to berlin at the beginning of august???) i need to get some new wellies as a boy i was seeing last year didn't give mine back. i need a new waterproof too - i think i might spend some dollar and get a decent one. idk. the cheapo ones without lining tend to just STICK to you when it rains. which it will obvs.

stewed, screwed and tattooed?

definitely not 'screwed, blued and tattooed' because i haven't enlisted in the navy. not really 'stewed' and 'screwed' either because i have nothing to stew on (that's the meaning, right?). i'm pleased summer is coming (even though i need to diet like crazy before i no longer fit in a size 10. cos that would SUCK omglol (it would though)) and glastonbury is now less than a month away. it's pretty rad i'll be celebrating my birthday at glastonbury huh? makes the idea of turning 27 more bearable that's for sure! it's cool we'll all get to be together (mart you are RUBBISH). this year i want to buy some cheese ok? i love cheese.

so yeah, not stewed. and not screwed either tbh. which is inevitable considering all i have been doing lately is sitting on my arse playing xbox, eating crisps and watching The Wire (i've watched it all now >SADFACE<).

but i AM tattooed. i got the 'j'aime' on my wrist to signify that i still like/love a lot, and it's important to be positive about stuff. and in french because i love french and it may help me meet a french boy (lolntrly). my friend/tattooist is designing my half-sleeve with the ideas i gave him, and is also working on adding to the one on my back. COOL. i'm a bit worried my new work wont like the half sleeve idea...but if it's a real problem i will have it on my thigh instead.



i start my proper job on wednesday. it's going to be SO GOOD to be earning some proper money again!

oh and guys if you don't start blogging this runs the risk of me just rambling on about boys, the wire, all things french and cheese. i plan to include some music too but only as a treat.

:D