so i was on the bus the other day and this couple (man and woman) of old drunks got on and well everybody moved towards the back of the bus because they smelled and looked dirty and no one wanted to sit next to them. the dude fell on the poor care in the community woman sat at the front; she, of course, freaked out. then the drunks sat on the side facing seats at the front. THEN this old dude dressed smartly starts yelling at the drunks calling them CUNTS and ranting on about how they are a disgrace. at first the woman was yelling back (the man was just kind of staring like he wasn't sure of his own name let alone wtf was going on) but then the old smart dude got all up in their faces and started punching them both in the face! eek! it was bizarre because they were like comedy slow-mo punches. BUT THEN he hit the dude on the head with his walking stick. FINALLY the driver intervened and made the smart dude get off, but the drunk woman had already kind of run off the bus. after he'd been kicked off, but before the drunk dude had got off the bus (he was just kind of staring and swaying) the smart guy HOOKED HIS WALKING STICK AROUND THE WOMAN'S NECK. not even joking. then he walked off with blood coming from his nose (i think he must have hit himself). the drunk guy got off too. meanwhile the care in the community woman had pissed herself.
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Whoah. That's mad! Margate I'm guessing ? There was an alcoholic's picnic in the park opposite when I took Sally out the other morning. 9am - about 6 shabby looking people shouting at each other surrounded by their booze. One particularly impressively wankered middle-aged woman had managed to down half of her litre of White Lightening at a time when most people were still on their way to work...
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